YOU'LL NEVER PEE ALONE

by Pam Green , © 2025

to tune of "You'll Never Walk Alone"

when you walk to the can turn the bathlight on
so you don't trip on those who can bark
when you sit on the can they'll be watching you
just waiting to sniff at your "mark".
pee on , pee on with dogs watching you
watching you as you sit on that throne
pee on , pee on, without any shame
and poop with a sigh or a groan
pee on, pee on, with dogs watchin you
: YOU'LL NEVER PEE ALONE !